June Showers, July Flowers?

I'll take a gander that whoever first came up with "April Showers, May Flowers" wasn't living in Michigan. Here it snowed through April, and dipped below freezing in May. Now the temperature is up, along with the humidity and cloud cover. I spent all of last Saturday without a shirt, but it didn't get me anywhere, as the sun never came all day. Now it's terrible humid and pouring outside with a high chance of thunderstorms tonight... and I left the Cheerios box open this morning. Goodbye crunchiness.